I have a subtle suggestion - I will sit on you in this position and my thick, big ass will give you a ride you won't soon forget. [F] [OC]

Woah lady! I'm just looking for the bathroom. Gotta wash my hands... got a lot of tree sap on em...

Oh my goodness, you’re here now! You were always so amazing on Reddit! Welcome :)

Face first? Or second? 😋

So much for subtlety.