I say get creative. Score and smoke the canned ham. Use the Hi-C with some apple cider vinegar, garlic, and other seasonings to make a reduction glaze.
Reminds me of Corpse Me If You Can-Can, the 1940s Cannes, France-set story of a can-can dancer who contracts cancer but continues to can-can as a canny cadaver who plays the accordion with Kevin Corrigan, Kevin Kline, Chris Klein, Chris Pine and Chris Kattan.