That would be crazy unprofessional.
...we wait until the patient is unconscious to say shit like that.
But you would smoke the electric lettuce with sterile technique right?
Now-a-days we have smoke evac built in with the cautery, that ought to catch any extra plume making it's way into the incision.
Technology n' shit!
"Date of death: 6 hours 9 minutes... nice"
I would think "haha good one doc"
The last time I was put under (wisdom teeth), I said "good luck, team! I believe in you!" as the anesthesia hit and the last thing I remember was the surgeon guffawing.
And then everyone clapped. I'm assuming, anyway, as I was already knocked out
Give him a thumbs up so he thinks you're cool
Rip that bong, doc, I want to live the American dream of getting a payout
At least it wasn't "Hey, pull up that YouTube on the procedure, I need a refresher."
You can't care about anything while you're unconscious
That is an anesthetic (it isn't)
"Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is marijuana. That'll sufficiently sedate the patient for surgery."
"Marijuana?..."
"We don't have time for questions. We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible! Like a big bag of it."
"They better be anesthetizing me with weed..."
