Fisker now expects to go bankrupt within 30 days
Fisker now expects to go bankrupt within 30 days
Unless it gets relief from creditors or it can raise some extra cash in the meantime.
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Ohhh, Fisker the Car company not Fiskar the scissor company.
155 3 ReplyFiskars the blade company also makes Gerber products. The knives, not the Baby food.
62 0 ReplyBabies can eat knives if they're brave enough
28 1 ReplyYou can eat anything, once.
17 0 Reply"It's not a war crime the first time."
11 0 ReplyTurns out knives you can eat a surprising number of before it kills you
Account of a Man Who Lived Ten Years, after Having Swallowed a Number of Clasp-Knives
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Have you met babies? They'll eat anything, period. Except their food. That's half the challenge in parenting.
8 0 ReplyYes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them
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Anything's a baby if you're brave enough?
Amidoinitright?
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Knives, the cutting implement? Not The Knife, the Swedish electronic band?
7 1 Replyand Gerber the knife brand used to be an absolute seal of quality but now the majority of their items are cheap chinese-manufactured garbage. Only the top dollar knives are still any good. It's quite sad really.
4 0 ReplyEverything has worsened, Leatherman isn't the company it used to be either.
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It's Fiskars
37 1 ReplyI bet they'd make a sharp looking car
31 2 ReplyReally cutting edge.
13 0 ReplyStop with the puns... We get the point
10 0 ReplyI get that we're chopping it up here, but can we cut back on the puns?
9 0 ReplyScissor me timbers!
5 0 ReplyI love the real slice of life feeling you get reading through this stuff.
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In the irradiated wasteland after the climate wars there will be a blacksmith somewhere stamping Fiskars on the crude sheers he uses to shave his two headed sheep.
11 1 ReplyThen he will be zapped for trademark infringement with an orbital laser operated by the space oligarchs.
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TIL it's spelled Fiskar
8 0 ReplyI was pretty worried about that TBH. I don't buy them frequently but that's because they're usually good tools that last.
7 0 ReplyThey also make wonderful axes and mauls I use to abuse trees and let all my anger out. A by product of this behavior is I also get to heat my home in the cold months.
6 0 ReplyTheir lawn weed puller is legit also.
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Phew! Close one.
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