Why do people make the "smooching" noise when kissing?
Why do people make the "smooching" noise when kissing? It seems like it takes at least a little intentional effort to make that noise. Is it weird to make out but not make the noise?
I once had a girlfriend. There's more to the story. I once had a girlfriend who I'd gross out by trying to kiss her with "horse lips." That isn't why it didn't work out, though.
Ok I’ll imitate that horse and then maybe I’ll understand. I just need a bunch of people to take drugs with me so that they believe I’m a horse and will ride on top of me. It only works if everyone involved is convinced.
My bird requests good night kisses. They make big smacky kiss noise. She doesn't peck though. Just places the top of her beak on my nose and makes the noise.