„First of all, my best friend is black…“
"What you have said is actually reverse racism, which is just as bad, and in some ways even worse! "
"I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."
Fucker banned me rather than having any kind of discussion at all. Please tell me which policies make the republicans akin to nazis, or is it just that you refuse to have any kind of constructive discussion online and enjoy basking in the morcel of power you have to demonize those you don't like
This is the problem with the internet. No discussion. I either blindly agree or am an [insert opposing political view] nutjob
I just got back from the doctor...you're gunna want to get tested...
"You'll be destroyed in the battle of the marketplace of ideas!!!"
“…if you look at the pre-plague statistics…”
That wasn't silent...
Sharted
"So... I can bring another guy, right?"
That's NOT how Bitcoin works. Listen-
I just shat my pants.
"No, the Dreamworks face looks more like"
"lube up first honey."
"The Children of Asuryan haven't received any new models since the 90s, y'know..."
"What? They always hold it when I pee"
"Did you just fart?"
"Hisss... Even I wouldn't eat that!"
"Uh, I don't know how to say this, but [4th-wall-breaking spoiler]"
Spoiler alert: >!He dies.!<
“I can’t eat ice cream.”
Ratchet when Clank makes a bad pun.
“Do you have anything gluten free?”
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”*
And the father says, “The Aristocrats!”*
