Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People
Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People
Executives at Boeing responded to the mysterious death of a second whistleblower by claiming the company has a longstanding policy of only hiring people with suicidal thoughts and actions.
The company has pledged $1,000 to support mental health research and “to stop those sad folks from blowing their brains out or whatever.”
Gold
Chef’s kiss.
"That second suicide definitely wasn't us."
and suicidal passengers
who reach a vibes-based consensus to drop out of the air every other flight
Just yesterday they replaced gym with a torture chamber as the workers demanded.
I half expect to see "Depressed Boeing employees come forth with shocking allegations, then go up to rooftops" on another one of these sites.
Less funny after the news broke yesterday https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/