Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."
lol same, or maybe "hold my beer."
Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this
Ah fuck.
I can't believe you've done this.
"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"
Look, a kitty!
Aaaw f***** [dies]
What are you gonna do, stab me?
Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
Remember, if you don't want to fly on a plane made by boeing, the door is open for you.
Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
- Man stabbed 5 times
28 Stab wounds
“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twaaaaaaaaa..." towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now
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"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "
My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.
My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"
Wholesome, like it.
Ah, fuck.
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
Fuckin finally
Probably "Oops...."
More of a "Whoops" guy myself
What a save!
Hang on, almost figured it...
Same as my first word. Shit.
See you again next time
"Oh yeah? Prove it"
I told you I was sick!
"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.
I left you a present..
"It was...fun."
I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.
« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »
Gazpacho soup.
Aurë Entuluva!
Hurin Thalion. Excellent choice. I like you.
Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--
I don’t want to go
change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
"What could possibly go wrong?"
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"What was that noise?"
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Sounds ok, it's better than half the responses here. :)
Communism will win.
Oh, come on... real...
Today is a good day to die
“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”
“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”
"Freedom, at last...!"
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"
"Oh fuck…"
Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”
I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.
Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
Avenge me.
"About fucking time."
I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
I'm glad it's over
🎶Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never never land…🎶
The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]
Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.
Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.
But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
Time to go.
Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.
im surrounded by idiots
That’s is!?!? That was mid.
Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”
Cya
"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."
"That's not good, I'm not happy"
There is always money in the...
"Hopefully I'll do better next time"
Butt cheeks
It's about time.
Kill...meee.... hopefully
Smoke em if you got em
