Eppu Normaali - "Murheellisten laulujen maa" ("Land of Sad Songs") | Finnish song about abuse and alcoholism (edit: apparently a parody song?)

I always wanted to write my own rhyming translation of this, but I never got any further than "Innocent in a sense / born by chance / in this icy, bitter, boreal expanse" before the quality started to drop off

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