The Yu-Gi-Oh card in question:
"Excellent point officer. Can I interest you in some crack?"
My high school chemistry teacher once missed class because he got pulled over with some kind of reagent for a demonstration in a ziploc bag...
They arrested him, took him and his bag to the station, tested it and what do you know, not cocaine.
He was pretty pissed.
Your chemistry teacher is not in danger, he is the danger.
That guy actually was the danger.
He would ignite and throw flash paper at napping students, literally waking them with a fireball bursting a foot from their face.
He once told us about how he had a bullet wound from that one time he was on a fishing crew somewhere near Indonesia and got shot at (and returned fire) by a rival fishing ship.
Oh, and he regularly carried a whip, and would use it to turn on and off the main room lights when he was bored, by whip cracking the switch from 12 ft away.
This is why you should carry around a Get Out of Jail Free card from Monopoly.
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!
I think the joke works a bit better if you swap the reveal order.
We're just doing pro cop memes now? How bout no
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like the cops would know about yu gi oh
If a child was 6 when Yu-Gi-Oh came out (1996), they’re now 28 and may have been on duty for 10 years.
Reminds me of this guy:
