Local Mom’s Wine Club Cleverly Disguised as a Book Club, Fools No One But Themselves
Local Mom’s Wine Club Cleverly Disguised as a Book Club, Fools No One But Themselves
In a quiet suburban neighborhood where minivans outnumber streetlights, a group of women have been ingeniously disguising their love of wine as a book club. While their intentions may be transparent to everyone else, these winos insist that their guise is a stroke of genius. “It’s a sophisticated literary club that explores classic as well contemporary novels, okay? We don’t have a wine problem. We can stop anytime we want!” said club president, Charlotte Chardonnay, as she poured herself another glass of Merlot. “We appreciate literature just as much as we appreciate a glass of wine filled to the brim. Why not combine the two?”
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Is day drinking slowly but surely becoming a problem? On tinder, wine seems to be the most important thing for most women i see. Or at least in the top 3. A lot of women have like 4 pictures and holding wine in three of them. A lot can not comprehend that i never drink at all.
Between all the crises threatening civilization, I'd say the only problem is if the wine runs out.
If anything, it's an unaddressed symptom of suburban life since long before either of us were born. My aunt, for instance, went full trad wife in the 90s and her schedule is mostly morning jog, wine, TV, wine, fight with her husband, wine, bed. Must be a bottle a day at least.
I heard in the 50s it was even worse with valium abuse but rather than call it a problem, I think symptom is more apt since life isn't very rewarding or exciting when you're trapped in suburbia and chained to your husband.
Hey at least in the fictional world of the onion, these women are drinking together and not alone.
I don't know why you're getting downvoted. Alcoholics in denial skyrocketed during the pandemic, only with a cutesy veneer of "wine moms" and the like.
It's only a problem when I run out 🤪 (or the neighbors dogs over (again))
guilty as charged 😐
Your sentence consists of bringing a higher-than-usually priced bottle of wine from the top shelf on the next occasion. This post is legally binding and enforceable.
Women wistfully holding glasses of wine together. So hot right now
Ai gen art
For sure, I couldn't find a free stock photo that matched what I wanted so I went with Bing Creator and I thought this looked nice.
You could have paid someone to make one for you or just picked a different image to use. At absolute minimum you could have cited that it's AI instead of letting people believe it's an artist's work.
It looks generic and junky, I could tell it was AI from one glance, before I even noticed all the errors.
Because now I'm also wondering what else on the site is AI and how much of your writing potentially is. And that makes me less likely to want to visit.
Yep. I got a very similar result using almost the exact title as the prompt.
Why not both?
Oh no! I'm found out!😆
boomer humor with a millennial after taste
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