Can't have defense anymore. because of woke

They're turning the bombs gay.

Damn those homosexuals, they ruined warmongering!

Apparently, Google is the queen of woke.

Truck drivin', bible-thumpin', gun totin' knuckledragger in Texas:
"I ain't gonna buy Lockeed Martin products, I'm gonna boycott them! Make 'murica grate agin!"
Proceeds to angrily keep on NOT buying surface-to-air missiles.

I was curious if they actually bothered to define what "woke" is. Obviously they don't, you can't define the boogey man.

I did find their "how do we rate things" page and the first criteria is: "do they donate to social justice causes."

How do you literally say "I am against social justice" and think you're the good guy?

What the actual fuck!?

Woke, when boiled down to its very basic premise is: giving a shit about other people in society.

They're against that so much so that they make websites like this to avoid giving money to corporations that pretend to value other people's existence?

God I hate propagandists so fucking much...

Well, you see:

https://web.archive.org/web/20220409214808/https://lockheedmartinstore.com/product/rainbow-socks/

I wonder if the Rights theory of "go woke, go broke" will stand up to Lockheed Martins profit margin during two wars.....

Is this an app, a website? I need to start finding those woke businesses so I can be sure to buy from them.

Their methodology is basically this :

1. Find news articles about the company
2. If it's a positive article about the company's environmental work, inclusion statements or supports any Biden policies then BAM woke.
3. If it's an article about the company donations to election denying politicians, about the company being accused of racism or about Republican donations then it gets stamped non woke.
4. Average the results and profit!

I'm not sure how many articles they "find" or how they decide which ones to include but this website is as hilarious as it is sad. Imagine being so afraid of the word "woke" that you feel the need curate a list of companies to avoid.

the chucklefucks whining about "woke" can't even define what the term means, let along know a single goddamn thing about lockheed martin

guess ill be buying my civilian murder tools elsewhere!

I'll never buy a Lockheed Martin product again.

They don't even have ratings for Nestlé or Coca-Cola. What the fuck is this

My family DIED because of how woke they were being >:(

https://buywokefree.com/brand-profile/general-mills/

I'm looking at their page for General Mills and I'm like "which part of this is so disagreeable that you'd boycott them?" 😂

According to them Boeing and Raytheon are also woke.

A website dedicated to telling you whether it's woke or not. From a commercial perspective, that's bloody brilliant.

(From any other perspective it's a bloody shame.)

"Highly educated people have opinions"

I suppose I will have to shop elsewhere for my hypersonic ballistic missile shield.

Looks like Taco Bell is woke free

I’d much rather have woke IADS than sleepy IADS tbh

Lockheed Martin, manufacturer of death machines.

Better stop paying your taxes then!

In the MIC, it doesn't matter what your pronouns are, as long as you can develop things that can effectively turn others' pronouns into was/were

These people watch Tony Zaret and think it's totally unironic

Call it whatever you want, but all I see is a weirdly unexpected avenue for potential solidarity against a major arms manufacturer. Hell, I'll call it woke if it helps turn Americans against the fuckers building bombs.