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9mo ago

I just posted Gowron for the glory of the empire!

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I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- I'm currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.

Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!

I just cleaned the litterbox FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
  
  I hope you were able to get on another flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I finished a gin and tonic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Qapla'!

I cleaned my turtle tank and gave him a better view of the TV, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Turtle's gotta watch his stories, FOR THE FLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
  
  Yeah, his tank mate died dishonorably, back in November, of illness, and I wasn’t merciful enough to send her to Suto’vo’qur. This keeps him from succumbing to his emotional weakness and boredom. Can’t have him also doing a dishonorable; FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

Looked at the pricing to rent a van in the UK, For the glory of the empire!

I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
  
  It was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!

I looked at pricing for season tickets to an amusement park for the glory of the empire!
...
- Image search yielded solid results...

Sat on the couch for the glory of the empire!

I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Just don't leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
  
  Child abandonment FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I did my Duolingo lesson for the glory of the empire!
- I hope it was Klingon, for the the glory of the empire.

Ate lunch, for the glory of the Empire!
- Literally what I was going to post for the glory of the Empire!

I took a huge shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! ✊

I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Washed the dishes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I read this meme, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

I played with a kitten FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I cleaned the vomit stain off the plush Darth Vader FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- May I ask how the vomit got there FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?
  
  My cat had thrown up all over my bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Cuddled my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I took a sip of my hot chocky... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
(not me in the image btw:-P)
- not me in the image btw:-P
  Too late. How many horny Klingons tried to hit on you FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?
  
  So far just you - thanks for the love tho, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I gave my shorts to my wife so she could wash them, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I chewed some vitamin gum FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I took, just took a shit, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
Qapla!! 🖖

I just ate a burrito for the glory of the Empire!

Crushed three apples into juice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Cried in frustration FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- I hope things start going better for you soon FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I sit on the toilet, for the glory of the empire

I watched Mythbusters on my laptop in my hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- You're supposed to watch porn in a hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I brushed my teeth FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Sat in traffic, For the Glory of the Empire!!!!

Pumped some iron for the glory of the empire!
- Do you even lift for the glory of the empire?

Smoking my lettuce for the glory of the empire!
- The Devil's lettuce FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?
  
  FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Have you tried smoking dried prunes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?

I updated the Firmware on a 4k Monitor FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Marking construction documents for design correction for the glory of the empire!

Space mining in Deep Rock Galactic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Masturbated to cat girl hentai for the glory of the empire!
- The Emperor requires your full research notes with MLA citations within the hour!
  (For the empire)
  
  Summary

I picked up dog shit for the glory of the empire.

I dropped an old dresser off at Goodwill FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I just woke up from the recommended 8 hours of sleep for the glory of the empire

I drove my daughter to ballet class for the glory of the empire!

I got my eyes checked by a doctor, for the glory of the empire!

I ripped a bowl FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I did a little fence repair for the glory of the empire!

Flipped the zucchinis over in the pan, for the glory of the empire

Had a sip of coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

built a spreadsheet FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I just got back from taking my daughter to an antique mall to add to her vintage Raggedy Ann collection FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
(My baby turned 14 today, I'm trying not to cry about it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!)
- Happy birthday to her FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

Jerk off for the glory of the empire!

I drank rum and coke for the glory of the empire!
- Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
  Go down Point Cumana
  Both mother and daughter
  Workin' FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
  
  Well placed Andrews Sisters reference FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Filled a truck with PVC fittings for the glory of the empire!

Doomscrolling FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I survived 29 rounds of zombies on shadows of evil FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

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