Has someone came into where your work and you thought "Oh wow, glad you came here"
I rode my eScooter to the allergist today, and I got there super snotty/puffy eyed/raspy. Did the allergy test and sure enough, I'm very allergic to basically ever grass, tree, and weed in the known world.
Allergist straight up said, "Well we knew when you got here" and I was like... guess I'm in the right place! Learned some allergies I wasn't aware of, and got some super important advice about how to manage them. So overall a great visit.
Have you ever had a moment of seeing someone at your job and being like "Oh yeah, you're in the right place."
In my 30s I quit my super stressful job cooking fancy food for fancy fucks and got a job at Subway. It's a long story full of sex drugs and rock and roll that led me to that Subway but that's another story.
One day I was half drunk slinging subs when this lady came in with her daughter with Down Syndrome in tow. The store was slow, it was that dead time between lunch and dinner. Anyway, mom was frazzled but the daughter, Sarah, was so excited to be there. Mom got one of those flatbread joints and Sarah started in on an epic Cold Cut Combo. It had everything on it, it was about as big around as a small tree lol. I answered all her questions and it was like any other order, well except that epic sandwich lol.
They sat down and ate and I gave them some free cookies and went back to doing nothing. Sarah comes to the counter to say thank you, I say your welcome and then she asks me if I am sad. What? This took me aback a little. Some background, my parents had me late in life and poor health and age took them before I was 30. I have been alone for a long time now but at that time it was still kind of fresh and I didn't have anyone that cared enough to ask if I was sad. I gave her some lame "no I am just tired" answer and she went back to her mom. They finished up and were leaving when I went to wipe down their table and Sarah came running up to me and gave me a bear hug. I was just standing there arms up in the air rag in one hand looking at her mom for guidance. It was sort of startling but man, I am hard-pressed to name a more needed hug lol.
Her mom apologised but Sarah just told me it was okay to be sad and they left. A few days later they came back and I made them sandwiches and they would sit and eat and we would all talk. I heard about school and her mom and dad and her mom would always apologize for bothering me. I was never bothered about it, I looked forward to my new friend's infectious optimism every week.
That little girl helped me see some hope in what was at the time a dark place. I only worked there for about 18 months and when I left I waited until I saw them so I could tell them I was quitting. I ended up keeping in touch, went to a couple of birthday parties, and was pen pals with them when I moved for a new fancy food for fancy fucks job.
Sarah died from some complications due to her disability, she had a lot going on. She never cried about it, she was never anything but smiles and compassion. When I visited her in the hospital one time she was holding court in her room with the nurses and staff all smiling and happy. Her indestructible smile changed and in some ways saved my life. I miss that kid, I wish I had known her longer. Anyway, imma go cry like a little girl for a while lol. Peace.
In my 30s I quit my super stressful job cooking fancy food for fancy fucks and got a job at Subway.
Where you then made not fancy food, for not fancy fucks.
Edit: After reading the whole story, I just want to clarify, my comment wasn't about Sarah, or her family. I would LOVE if the world was filled with an infinate amount of Sarahs. She sounds amazing.
Pretty much, at the time if I had to make one more poached foie gras I was going to murder a porter just to get arrested and maybe get a full night's sleep.
Not that I'm religious in ANY sense, but this post makes me laugh.
God? He created all life.
Jesus? He's the son of God. He fed a village from a single loaf of bread. He came to earth to try to help all life on earth get into heaven. He was instead crucified on a cross for his actions.......and then came back from the dead like 40 days later like "SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! WE'RE GONNA MAKE TODAY ALL ABOUT HIDING EGGS, BECAUSE I DON'T SEE ANY HUEVOS AMONG THE LOT OF YOU!!!"
Jesus's son? He will MURDER you if you ask for food. He will murder you and be look forward to the prison sentence. Thats how worth it is for him to kill you. He doesn't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Still won't ever forget my stint in hospitality, having to take a meal back to 4 jacked up chefs in the zone...
"Um..."
"What?!"
"The guy on table 15 says he asked for medium and this is rare..."
4 pairs of blood-shot eyeballs glare at me
"Fine! We'll just fucking stop the whole kitchen for this fucking moron. Get another fucking steak! The worst cut! Scorch the fucking thing to well-done. Tell him twenty minutes because he can fucking wait!"
"O-okay..."
twenty minutes later
"Is the steak for 15 ready yet?"
"How the fuck would I know." looks at steak "Sure... Hang on." drowns it in juices caught off the grill "It's overcooked. He won't know."
And sure enough the customer thought the well-done steak was a spot on "medium".