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I once got a fortune in a cookie that read "The future is in your hands."
The future. In my hands.
So, blame me.
25 0 ReplyIt's ok, they just hadn't gotten to the "Stick with your wife" barrel yet.
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me, age 22 (young, naive, unsure): probably nothing good will ever happen
me, now: called it
20 0 ReplyThen only constant in life is chaos. Learn to embrace it and be free.
12 0 ReplyIronically, the OP was still 22 when they tweeted this.
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