Customers when they enter a small building: "what is this labyrinthine puzzle box? I am totally unmoored, my sense of direction and space totally lost in this chaotic haze of confusion!"
Customers when they enter a small building: "what is this labyrinthine puzzle box? I am totally unmoored, my sense of direction and space totally lost in this chaotic haze of confusion!"
"Sir the bathrooms are under the big sign that says 'bathrooms'"
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Day 23:
I can barely remember the Sun. I found a "fountain" for water, but food in this dread land is scarce. I have begun hunting fellow customers for sustenance, this Byzantine Hell has eroded all sense of humanity from me. I pray my family can learn to live without me for I do not believe I will ever see them again. God have mercy on my soul.
"Sir the store is closing in 10 minutes, the exit is down aisle one"