Wednesday is Poetry Day. Your Best Rhyming Memes Please

For Wednesday’s Theme
A Rhyming Meme
Would be Preferred
As Surely You’ve Heard?
The Best Films of Our Time
Are Like Poetry, They Rhyme

The more tortuous the better, please.
I’ll post some examples in the comments as “inspiration”

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Example 1: Best Dialogue
Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Don't go to Alderaan,

there's nothing to do.
- The force is mysterious.
  
  The Death Star is round.
  
  It's over Anikan,
  
  I have the high ground.
Example 3: Best, um, Discourse
Padme becomes a (deceased) parent

Yoda ghosts us and becomes transparent

R2D2 keeps beeping and C3PO stays weird

Obi-Wan Kenobi looks even better when old with a beard

Anakin goes from adorable kid to guy with a few limbs and a lot of scars

Time has a funny effect on all our stars

Edit1:

Palpatine becomes a senator to thrive

He’s too dangerous to be left alive!

The droids are attacking, have you heard the rumours?

Oh and whats that? - uh oh big boomers
Example 2: Best 'Ships
Palpatine has been defeated 2 times, It's like poetry, It rhymes.
There once was a mech droid named C1-10P,
Who was told that the killing should stop.
He hemmed and he hawed,
Digitally guffawed,
And said look at at those meatbags all pop!