- Wait at bus stop for 20 minutes
- Light cigarette
- Bus will immediately appear
55 0 ReplyWell, you should have lit up your cigarette 20 minutes earlier.
15 0 ReplyThat's not how that works, don't be silly.
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good guy bus, protecting everyone around you from your disgusting shit
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"Honk honk bitches" just got me kicked out of the library
28 0 ReplyBeep beep mother fuckers
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City buses don't like to be lonely, that's why they travel in groups, especially if they are serving the same route.
26 0 ReplyLong ago, busses traveled so closely in groups that there were mechanical linkages between each bus
14 0 ReplyBut then, everything changed when the cars attacked
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Also you could base a true random number generator on the bus timings.
7 0 ReplyIf you look close you can still see their tracks...
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Hmm. I’ve noticed the bus comes to this place every day at 7:13 am. That means if I also come here at 7:13 am, I will catch the bus!
13 0 ReplyBitch I'm a bus.
12 0 ReplyDo not cite the deep magic to me, Bus. I was there when it was written.
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My rule of thumb for where I live, is that the bus can arrive in a range of -25% of route frequency to +100% of route frequency. Any longer and there is a 50% chance that the bus may never appeare.
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