Fellas, I think this Marx guy might be an ultraleftist. We must retvrn to Robespierre tradition!

Now onto ze topic at hand, I know ze DeSadists make up a large portion of ze movement but zey are #notlikeus, ze patrons are giving zem tens of thousands of francs to build le torture sex dungeons in Haiti when zose francs would be much better spent building le torture sex dungeons here. We need Robespierrethougtism because when I get back from ze coffee house and abuse my maid and get in ze bubble bath and write my zeets on parchment paper about who’s a bad person and deserve ze guillotine, sometimes my hands are too moist and soft and get bruised easily when I try to implement ze means of torture production at home with my cat o’nine tail whip . I dream of a day when le patty burgercheese like us can all sit in le bathtubs with bubbles and fear not being stabbed in ze heart by our heavily abused maids who we may or may not have but definitely did kill ze close friends and relatives of. Viva La France! Downvote DeSade! Upvote and rezee- Charlotte vvhat are you doing with zat knife, ah no, me bubble bath!