The 86-year-old man who was decapitated by a truck that plowed into him at a Brooklyn crosswalk is a former acting captain for the Genovese crime family, The Post can…
“He spent his life looking over his shoulder but he forgot to look both ways before crossing the street,” one police source said.
Sure thing, boss, but question. Which Tony Cakes are we talking about here? Tony Baby Cakes, Tony Ice Cakes, Tony Coffee Cakes, Tony Pound Cakes, Tony Angel Cakes, or that new guy from Scotland... what's his name... Oh yes, Tony Carrot Cakes?
"His head rolled across the street and landed at my feet and I said to myself, that looks a lot like Tony Cakes the Genovese crime family captain" probably
Edit: no use deleting this shit post because you all will still be able to see it.