7bicycles [he/him] @ 7bicycles @hexbear.net

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I was set in place to hate this because if you have no steering a recumbent bike is clearly the superior choice but alas, these folks also do off-traintracks riding

ethically it's always correct to cheat small business tyrants out of their money. that was there when you got it.

Practically? Give it a go at least

after a day of mountain biking

gross

elaborate here I don't get what you're getting at

doing this along my entire frame but with beans

There's a whole argument in this post between competing constitutional rights

kind of the deal in the EU albeit it fails at the point where all enforcement agencies are either legislative puppetes or staffed with 1,5 guys and an unusually smart dog

all laws are about stopping the weirdly immensively competent criminal. If it does not stop them, it's pointless.

I ask again at what PSI beans disintegrate because I'm not sure a even a VO2-maxxing human has the kind of suck that would make the pressure delta to do that feasible

now given the circumstances that cycling was first mostly liberating to affluent women I feel like we have to issue critical support here because that might as well be about chopping lower classes heads, but other than that, RETVRN

You could put the beans into a spare tube and have them forcefed to you by some sort of contraption via the rotary force of the wheels. Then, if you need your spare, it is finely coated with beans and sugary tomato liquid, which could work as a tyre sealant. Anybody know how much psi a white bean takes before disintegrating?

"GO IS FORWARD ON THE RIGHT LEVER" I yell from my railbike at the local train that is limited to 20kph because the tracks have gone wonky from disrepair

if you ride a cervelo you know how to no hand it along paris roubaix anyways or all the other dentist would kick the shit out of you. At which point just tape a can of baked beans to your frame and spoon it out along the ride. The increased cW for the alloted 120 seconds of upright riding cancels right out via the synergetic mix of pure and complex sugars baked beans deliver

Monthly subscription to unlock hexbear hardmode which disables the word filter so you're free of the sc*unthorpe problem. But the rules still apply

Don't think this person is wrong. It's just that post-pandemic economic recovery that is the envy of the world is not a good stat

I assume this is exclusively used by people who already saw women as NPCs where you insert chivalry / niceness / whatever enough for sex to fall out

I think the tick liberation army would expropiate my entire house

I have disregarded my lawn so much I have accidently attracted two distinct colonies of earth burrowing bees and they seem to do a bang up job of pollinating the fuck out of our plants. I have to admit this comes at the cost of "only mowing 4 times in the summer" though

the real life hack is becoming known as the bicycle crank amongst your peers so everybody just gifts you their spare matchbox tube repair kits since they have no use for them. I genuinely have not bought any of them or the components in 10+ years

Stuff I'm talking about isn't specialized in the sense that it's my solar array battery. The origin of this post is I had to fix a floor tile where a piece chipped of, at which point I was barraged by 800 products promising to help me do that that are all either superglue or two-component-glue and the plastic shit and there's so many of those cases