Might go fish and chips. Got some salad to finish up, I can absolutely order the junk to go with
Can I have a toastie too?
Cheese and apple, with some onion jam, would go down a treat
What are the odds the card readers at my usual market stops will be working? I need to know if I should take cash to shop with
I’ve now spent as much time out of the house as I need to today. I can settle in and begin the coze
There is an impeccably appointed Mercedes with a large decal of Psyduck on the side doing a circuit of Melbourne.
Behold the Psyduckmobile
If the shot had struck home, he WOULD be a martyr. This is better
No.
It’s very, very hard to aim precisely enough to hit someone’s ear but not the rest of their head. That’s an absurdly precise shot to attempt deliberately.
It can’t be a BB gun or something either. They lose velocity really quickly over any sort of distance, so his ear wouldn’t go to pieces like that with a BB pellet.
Real gun, real attempt.
He has doubts about future availability of cuddling
Obviously I want the most extravagant chilli dog you can do, please truckbro?
Milo is growing up. Only 90% of his day is spent on cuddling, and he feels this is not enough
