I'm just pointing out the consistency in spoken form. Your criticisms are valid from a technical perspective, the best kind of correct...

I don't feel it's particularly broken honestly. Some languages are more consistent with their rules and therefore easier to learn but English is surprisingly consistent in practice/sound throughout the world. You also don't need to memorize the gender of a washing machine...

Fuck yeah you had some fun!

I like the implication that a heart defect can be an acute condition that is unrelated and simultaneous to death resulting from eating too much capsacin.

You need to use peanut oil. Olive oil flash point too low

Needs better rinsing or less soap and good air circulation while drying. It's still not as good but good frying technique can get pretty close to tumble dry

Really get the impression that the wrong type of programmer(scorched earth growth CEO) is in charge of these companies and projects the desire for AI universally. Meanwhile all most people want is an actual answer to a question on the first page of search results. Something made impossible by AI fueled SEO Kessler syndrome.

It feels like really bad branding in an old advertising campaign aimed at children. If AI had any kind of mascot it would already be on fast food collectible cups and cereal boxes.

Yes with proper lubrication. Just playing around with the finger tip is amazing! A plug can also be great. Past a few inches you're nearing "train for it" territory and it may start to be uncomfortable or painful. Everyone needs to learn their body and its limits ofc.