While I agree with the text in the picture I understand the sensation of someone used to a DE in front of a cli-only

Thanks I'm not alone. My friends laughed at me when I was fed up about things not being in the same place.

Arch users being like "I have it in my AUR. What more could other people ask for ?"

You should realise it's a possibility not to want to change a system just to use (possibly broken) AUR

I guess if such things were to concretise, alternative ways would rise. Slowly and far less efficient than the Google engine, but I guess there is always a solution. Maybe a network of relay, like VPN but for accesing Google domains ? I know it would be far from perfect...

Samurai sometimes got stabbed there, from behind, because there was an opening in their armour

Maybe bouncer ?

I guess many newcomers just go the easy way

Something related to physics or math I think ? But it's hard to tell a specific thing

Relaxing watching a movie, probably setting everything up to spend a nice evening. During the afternoon best would be to see people or go riding a bike, or to reward myself with some shopping.