The big neon Check Engine light is a nice cherry on top

I'm going with "log scale"

Though tropical fish aren't so much "high effort" as "high startup cost and occasional emergency situation". At least compared to horses.

Progressive tax brackets. This hypothetical tax is only on money earned over 10M/1M.

I mean...

[Gestures wildly at the state of the USA]

Yeah.

Bush Jr has a closed trail on his ranch that he's allowed to drive on. Any public roads, he's getting chauffered by the Secret Service.

"In a gold rush, you want to be the guy selling the shovels"

Nvidia is the shovel-seller right now. A couple of AI companies will probably get huge, 99% will fail. But Nvidia is getting paid by them all.

I mean, that was obvious to anybody paying attention in 2021.

I thought it was a photoshop. That shit is actually real, lol.

But US paper sizes don't tile nearly as well as metric paper sizes do, is the point

Commercial printers will print most everything on A0 paper, but since all metric paper is doubling or halving sizes with respect to each other, they can tile a bunch of print jobs into the same A0 paper and then cut them apart, saving machine time by turning a bunch of small jobs into one big job.

"I did that" sticker people in shambles

But if you're talking to an alien that uses base 4, they don't know what you mean by "base 9+1". Wtf is a 9?

Get enough of a majority in congress that she can be impeached (and convicted). Not possible with a 51/50 split in the senate. It'd take damn near 67 dem senators. Maaaaaaybe they can get 1 or 2 Rs to flip but it's a long shot.

Nah, it was good at being what it was supposed to be. Not every movie needs to be an artistic cinematic masterpiece.

In the theme song, the Spanish "Bob Esponja" goes way harder than "SpongeBob SquarePants"

Was crickets the name of her dog?

Or one less cup of coffee

Man, I knew fingerprint encryption was bad but that is nuts.

Tbf, even the "right" way to balance 7 tubes in 24 slots is a bit cursed of you don't look at it as a superposition.

But you've got 3 tubes in an equilateral triangle and 2 pairs mirrored across the center, so we're all good here.

I mean, this is a useful law for those concerned with the excessive force against pro-palestine protestors, because the definition it references specifically calls out criticism of Israel as a state not being antisemitism.