Don't forget he promised to cure cancer if elected and he got elected and you know what, I'm pretty sure there's still cancer Joseph

lmfao gottem

the smart way to do math

the smart way to do math is called "use a calculator, sweatyy"

why do you think we destroyed libya

there's a few of mine that always give me a good laugh

I still think it's wild that I just learned that Samaritanism is a thing, an abrahamic religion even, that split with the Jews well before the Christians but originally, yeah, same religion. I was reading about the Druze the other day too. It's crazy how many religions there are, i literally do not know how a person decides to believe in one

Can't the president literally just issue an executive order for literally anything at which point it's up to the court/congress to go "um that's illegal"

Like there's nothing stopping Biden from ordering the military to set up free access abortion clinics except for the potential to be stopped after the fact?

Sorry sweaty, it's not a MAJOR religion 😔

Apparently he looked like a lost child like 70% of the time and was constantly saying just straight up gibberish. There was some quote where I think he was trying to talk about expanding medicare or something but it made no sense and ended with "we beat medicare" lol

The whole debate is going to be boiled down to Trump saying "I don't know what he's saying, and I don't think he does either"

but appealing to his base wasn't part of it.

Idk i'm sure a lot of biden supporters were like "wow he's just like me frfr"

He's gonna sniff your grandkids through the screen

formerly United states

white kids are still kids, how can you be anti kids, you kids hater

i kinda want to go hard biden now, as a bit

cool story

unrelated but I really enjoy that this is the second hit while attempting to find an emoji related to :experience

j'accuse!

It takes EXPERTISE to lose against trump twice!

Iv just have them add my PTO to my paycheck and burn it up. Why save it for a sick day, money is money no matter when you get it

My position is people wank off too hard over definitions and shit especially in 2024 when words mean nothing, and it's easy to just sum it up as "overtly violent liberalism"