Remember that moment on Office Space where Michael Bolton was LARPing as a badass in his own car, listening to rap, until a black person walked by? St. ELO~N did it worse.
This definitely happened. I know when I am hanging out with my gang buddies we always make sure to do our drugs in the middle of the street outside incredibly well surveiled corporate office parking structures.
When you're colored you can just swagger right into the drugs den that's blocking the techbro science factory, pants drooping around your knees, and say "yo, whassup. One drugs, please."
They were armed with rocket launchers (cool!) and flamethrowers (extra bazinga cool!) but they were very menacing and non white (bad!) trust me on this one, it's for real!
One time a guy was smoking crack or meth or whatever standing right behind my car as I was trying to back out of a parking spot, I politely asked him to move so I could leave and he apologized for being in the way and stepped aside
Our local addicts/dumpster divers are pretty chill about not making a mess. About the only time you can tell they've been around is when a trash bag is torn open but still inside our dumpster.
It's the lawncare companies with their fuck loads of grass clippings and tree limbs, and the HOA pieces of shit that drive across town to the poor neighborhood to offload all their giant ass cardboard that they can't even bother flattening, or like just large pieces of furniture and mattresses, that piss me off.
It's "nootropics" when billionaires are K-Holing themselves into temporary escape from being loathsome pieces of shit that are hated by ex-wives and children alike.
Bro you are a billionaire. You have comical amounts of money. You could retain 100 fully armed knights with a stipend of 10 million dollars per annum, each, forever. How, how, HOW, do you not have your own muscle?
For someone as obsessed with surface level cyberpunk aesthetics as Elon is, you'd think he'd at least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas and guard him.
We really are living in cyberpunk-without-the-cyber, we don't even get the cool cyborg cops kicking our doors in.
least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas
shit has any movie done this yet? a traditional build up of these HARD CYBER NINJAS and then the hero smacks one of them and the cosplay armor shatters and the rest of the bodyguards immediately back off
Scary street drugs done by thugs like weed when it isn't for a rite of passage on the Joe Rogan Experience
Billionaire vampires K-Holing themselves while dishing out designer drugs that evade codification because they're primarily used by Silicon Valley sex pests for mind control attempts on their "pets"
nevermind the fact that there's a high likelihood they were doing fent and no threat to anyone. If the story isn't completely made up that is
And the use of the word "gang" here is really peak white south african. Or just peak racist I guess. 4 people hanging out together on the street = gang.