I only hope whatever failing infrastructure completely annihilates me instead of leaving me with a maiming I can't afford

lmfao, fucking do it

the whole front row of the audience better be eating brazil nuts as bait

oh, let me guess, a sensor that has no redundancy has failed?

Edit: Why is the reference to the bit I did like a year ago getting more upbears than the original bit?

do not ask for context, we will never provide it, we did just fall from a coconut tree

it's a hell of a hype train when you promise a massive cut to all labor costs across the board, he's an accelerationist of the contradictions

lol, Nancy will have been mute for the last 20 years, but her aides interpret her will through her morning tea leaves, like Diane Feinstein, but now as oops all farce

I agree, but I can't imagine how he is able to sleep at night

this man better be avoiding women in airports if he doesn't want any vx

why? he's definitely not a weird rat hybrid person who eats cinnamon rolls like chicken wings

she'll fulfill her destiny as the new

maybe JD Vance

whenever I see this guy I can only see the child prostitutes huffing solvents that his shock therapy created

lol, that not a gay bar Keith, that's a fucking baseball game

how do we replace latte sipping soyboys with queeny motherboys like macarthur

The Genocide Joe Biden Memorial Pier

THX CPC

a second pandemic...