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  • He tows a very large boat to the ocean, and he uses it for hunting, fishing, camping, and getting firewood in the mountains. It's very bland looking.

    He has a smaller car for other stuff, I was just using it so I could move.

  • People of lemmy, what was your “oh crap” moment?
  • I heard that "who let the dogs out" by the Baha Men is about ugly girls coming to the club.

    I was explaining this to a coworker, and one of my female coworkers were around. After I said it, I looked at her and said "oh my gosh I'm so sorry" because I thought it was inappropriate to say at work.

    She took it as I was calling her ugly! (she was though)

  • What android keyboard app do you use and why?
  • I've been using SwiftKey since like, 2012?

    I just like the custom keyboards, and it learns my mistakes when I swipe. I always carry 2 phones, so I was able to sync the 2nd phone so my swipes are already learned on that phone.

    Also, there's a snow keyboard that collect snow at the bottom of the screen as you swipe.

  • Trump holds seemingly pointless press conference filled with false claims
  • No, they aren't.

    All of my coworkers are super trump supporters, they even bought the flag from the assassination attempt. Yesterday, one of them told me to go "fuck my couch" and I said "there's enough couch fuckers around" which confused him.

    I awkwardly explained the JD Vance couch thing (I know it was just a troll, it didn't actually happen) and he BLEW UP. He was explaining that he looks up to and respects JD and I shouldn't believe what I'm seeing on the internet.

  • "Wife bad", found here on Lemmy
  • My wife was like this all the time. It was so exhausting and I couldn't keep track of what she was mad about anymore. Then she started accusing me of cheating on a regular basis.

    Then I found the texts in her phone to multiple other guys. Pictures and everything. I bent over so far backwards for her to keep her happy and that's what happened.

    Dumped her ass, got a new girlfriend that is radically different (she communicates) and I'm getting my life back on track. Restraining order in place. The future will be good.

  • 6-month-old boy dies in hot car after parent forgot to drop him off at day care: Sheriff
  • When my oldest was about 1, I buckled him in, but didn't realize the carseat wasn't buckled in.

    About a mile down the road, I turned and we went tumbling across the car in his car seat. It was completely upside down by the end.

    The only thing that kept me calm was that he was cackling with laughter. He thought it was the funniest thing. Never made thay mistake again!

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