He shot all his stuff and the robber doesn't seem to want to steal damaged stuff.

I saw that here, too. Thought about reporting when I saw the sidebar didn't even have a rule against it (forgot which community though - my app doesn't present that in an obvious way)

I'd expected much more glass on this one too. If you're underwater for fun you want to see shit!

The way umlauts or often used in memes like this one, the authors seem not to be aware that they are pronounced differently than the corresponding vowel.

127.0.0.1 then?

Oh, the talent is nice curly braces! I thought the joke is an empty set, meaning they don't have any special talent.

Goodfellas

One of these companies gives it to the CCP for free.

And all the others give it to US agencies via secret court orders. From consumer perspective it's the same and just depends on which government has more influence on your personal life.

With the minor difference that trekkies usually don't kill people.

Imagine adamantium cancer.

It's a scam. I called and not a single kitten to be had.

Great first date question!

You can't, constantly washing hands...

An overly expensive crown.

True. Mac users couldn't handle that much glory on their hands.

You obviously don't know how cults work. But that's fine. I hope you'll never lose a real friend to one.

If I had a friend who kept the company of fascists, I'd probably drop them real quick

Not a good way to make them see reason. I know it's hypothetical but if you're friends shouldn't you put in some effort to help instead of just drop them?

Sequels like that suck

Sometimes it's great. If people complain about paywalls, for example, and you didn't even see the pop-up.

While in theory true, you might not have issues in practice. Web devs today are too lazy to test with anything but Webkit crap, so I wouldn't be surprised if that injection on works for Chromium browsers.