Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net

It's a living

---

Read more

Posts

70

Comments

484

Joined

1 mo. ago

Damn that must have taken a lot of willpower.

Because you ate all the fuckin beans, there isn't enough now. Fuck.

Mood

He's bean everywhere, man

please I beg of you stop remaking things

THEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIT

You can't contain this ass don't even try

I always knew they were good lads

Perfect frog

One of my long time friends who has always been a bit of a chud has actually started listening to me and agreeing with me about leftist stuff. I think the fact that the economy is fucking them has something to do with it. They've recently even been sending me like, pro-communist stuff. I'm surprised.

Machoooooooooooooo!

This post brought to you by Randy Savage

I waaaaaant gimme the juice

Ah, sorry. I know that feeling. It's all good 👍

WhyEssEff gives us the best emotes.

Wish we had one the one where he's pogging and pointing like a weirdo, but the mods already gave us so many Tennas lmao

Ooooh look the the genius here that doesn't know about the OBVIOUS SECOND SET OF BALLS IN THE BLADDER!

Embarrassing. Pathetic even.