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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net
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Cum is stored in the bladder

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  • Ooooh look the the genius here that doesn't know about the OBVIOUS SECOND SET OF BALLS IN THE BLADDER!

    Embarrassing. Pathetic even.

    • Cum is stored in the bladder

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  • No, pee is stored in the balls. Stupid. Get a load of this idiot that doesn't know what balls are for!

    • Cum is stored in the bladder

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  • You keeping bums in my cladder again?

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    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Cum is stored in the bladder

    Admin powers

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  • Only if I can become owlbear

    • Slop. @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Oh that would be horrible, I couldn't live without my 20 different variations of the same biscuit but with different advertising

    Trump White House Rages at ‘South Park’ Over 'Desperate' Premiere

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  • No I haven't watched south park in like a decade

    Kaban- oh... eww

    • Trump Pushes Policies That 'Treat Homelessness and Mental Illness as a Crime'

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  • I hate this timeline I hate this timeline I hate

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    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Hulk Hogans dead, lol!

    Happy Hexweek 2025, Happy 5th Anniversary nerds!! - Novo General Megathread for the 21st-27th of July 2025

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  • Rest in piss, Hulk Hogan, you racist [redacted]

    • Someone was using my laptop

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  • She's incubating it. Soon it will hatch.

    Congrats, proud parent.

    • Trump White House Rages at ‘South Park’ Over 'Desperate' Premiere

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  • So many shows take this piss out of Trump, why does he suddenly care now?

    • AMERICA IS THE EMPIRE AMERICA IS THE EMPIRE AMERICA IS THE EMPIRE AMERICA IS THE EMP

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  • That the ugliest tattoo I have ever seen

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    These dweebs RUINED my summer vacation

    I threw him in the trash where he belongs

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  • Your moms stinky

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    I threw him in the trash where he belongs

    What is our opinion on Russia?

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  • It's a place where people go "Oh ho ho I am Russian!"

    • my fish website is blowing up so many people have drawn fish. if you need me i will be TheSocialNetworkPosting

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  • Let me make another owl fish :3

    • STOP YELLING STOP POSTING. I WILL POST UNTIL EVERYONE LOVES ME

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  • 👉👈

    But we already love you, what more could you want?

    • EA expects Battlefield 6 to have 100 million players

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  • Setting unrealistic targets always ends well!

    • deltarune

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    • I met dort_owl's uncle. Hes a fucking nerd

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  • Nope. Got a new account. Now with extra dort.

    • I met dort_owl's uncle. Hes a fucking nerd

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  • AAA

    • I met dort_owl's uncle. Hes a fucking nerd

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  • UMMMMM achtchuallyyyyy those weren't grasshoppers, those where were mole crickets AKA Gryllotalpidae. Heh what weenie doesn't know their crickets?

    • I met dort_owl's uncle. Hes a fucking nerd

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  • This is slander, I love bugs. Blathers hates that shit

    • Earth @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Social Spiders. The commie spiders that live in a giant web together.
    Anime @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Dinosaur Sanctuary (AKA Dinosan). A cute manga about people working at a dinosaur park.
    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Oh no. NonononoNONONO
    news @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net
    CW: Genocide

    Israeli forces kill 92 aid seekers in Gaza as 19 people starve to death
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    Oh, you want badposting?
    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    the wokes came for the fish and I said nothing
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    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Posting this without context for all my little piss goblins out there
    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    Just like me fr
    Slop. @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Excuse me? Elmos? What? Elmos? Huh?
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    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    :snoot:
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    Wut wud u dew?
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    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    It's lupus
    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Because my son, with his innocent eyes, asks me: “Dad, why is Superman against Israel? Isn’t he Jewish?”
    Cute @hexbear.net
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    Weevil song
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    Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @hexbear.net

    Sacrifice your hand to the void?