...if it were you, it would be twerrific!
Guix
Ah yeah, I'm in the same situation. My daily driver is arch, but at some point I came across guix and installed it on an old laptop for when I feel like computering in front of the tv or something. Somehow I've even gotten yubi keys to be recognized and usable, but I really feel like someone needs to write an intro to the system-level APIs. The official documentation often feels like it assumes a lot more understanding of this than I do, and I haven't figured out a way to wrap my head around it.
Since it's not mission critical for me though, it's been a fun experience!
Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before (never cares)