Dying Man Confesses Juggalos Are a Myth He Invented to Fuck With Vice
Dying Man Confesses Juggalos Are a Myth He Invented to Fuck With Vice
Recently deceased man Jerry Davidson confessed on his deathbed that Juggalos are an elaborate hoax he invented to fuck with Vice reporters.
This is my unironic assumption of how flat earthers happened, honestly. Before the pandemic I'd have said antivaxers, too.
Also exactly how Qanon started, it was just trolls trolling trolls until a non-troll found it and ate the onion (or chan) hardcore
Yeah, the online-style thing where you're only ironically into a thing, unless we both agree it's not ironic. But we don't do we? Or do we? We don't, of course we don't. I never did.
It's a bit nuts that we nuked the entire political system by weaponizing the way middle aged couples propose having a threesome.
Problem is with today's world, no matter what wild assumption you put out (e.g. smurfs are real!) you'll find people who believe and support you.
Still waiting for the "birds aren't real" gang to be taken over by actual whackjobs.
And it is your moral obligation to part these
foolsbelievers from their money.
Supposedly, flat earthers started as a thought experiment for scientific skepticism; acknowledging assumptions your knowledge is based on, even the most basic things.
A few times I've seen it claimed that this was how "bronies" happened (when My Little Pony suddenly got very popular with childless grown men).
I'm not sure I can be on board with that one because that show was actually pretty smart and funny. I think the performative semi-ironic macho rabid fandom, maybe, but if you ask me that was just extremely postmodern shielding of insecurities.
As a former brony (there, I said it): The show is fine, it's a tiny bit of escapism with decent writing, funny characters, neurotic "girly girls" (even if they come in pony-form) and used to be nothing but a guilty pleasure in the same way people watch Adventure Time or Gravity Falls.
The fandom only started to take a darker turn when some outside criticism and trolls started to imply an underlying sexual aspect that absolutely wasn't there before. MLP was about escaping a lonely and at the same time sexualized world into a world of innocence. But like with all things obsessively online, part of the brony fandom ran with it and new people arrived in the fandom drawn explicitly by those rule34 aspects and they brought a very 4chan-and-furries-vibe that absolutely caused me to leave the fandom behind.
Most of the OG bronies retreated into safe spaces like closed servers or just watching the show without gushing over it on the net as to not look like those new icky bronies and that largely spelled the end to a formerly very innocent, colorful and accepting fandom.
What IS a Juggalo?
The man then continued to dump a two liter of diet faygo all over the nurse and yelled “whoop whoop” as he leaped through the window.
D9NT TRY THIS AT HOME, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
WOOP WOOP
AH SHIT RUN FRIM THE LIGHTS
Damn, the author of Homestuck is dying?
im pouring out a faygo and crashing newgrounds in honor of a real one.
A dead body.
Fun fact: The song "Bitches!" came to be because ICP wanted to collab with Old Dirty Bastard, but when they sent him the mixtape to rap over, he just ended up rambling and swearing all over it so they had to cut the whole thing up and salvage it to become that song.