This might be a hot take but any leadership selection where candidates are ranked in terms of how lucid they are is a bad time for all involved.

And the "i need pets so bad out of nowhere that I'm in a crisis" meow.

I don't get why people think an ugly looking vehicle is a status symbol. To most, it symbolizes something completely different.

Amazing that you can tell. They all look the same to me.

This little maneuver is gonna gain us 51 pets

Agreed. My cat would never dare put the roll on the wrong way.

Unless you want to live in a tiny rural town, housing prices are generally pretty fucked.

I cry everytime I listen to this. A song that transcends the very idea of what music is.

Not sure why you seem so personally invested but he admitted to it so a lot of this conjecture is moot. There's links to his statement ITT.

Actually, foreign espionage is illegal so it cannot

And not for the good reason

He's like a two year old that got hit with an enlarging-ray

If only there was a position for a small sausage sensation...

It's her expression that gets me

I wish the Dutch were real 😔

While I'm not downvoting you, you're making a similar comment to "don't you mean facial tissue?" when someone asks for a kleenex. Technically correct but everyone knows what is meant by the initial comment.

Also the training dataset includes several articles from The Onion so it will probably actively encourage the user to leave their material possessions and become a fish person.

He just got approved for that big $40+ billion compensation package from Tesla so he's got lots to work with.

I found out my first cousin had a second child literally a year after she gave birth because everyone thought I was told by someone else.

Won't some brave Gary save us in this trying time?