Telefoon dood, wat nou?
Notities
What's wrong with tities?!
Someone mentioned that Hitler Dood thing was actually Afrikaans, not Dutch. But yeah, poor Dutch and their notities...
It would be the same in Dutch.
tities > notities
Came here to say this
Our Dutch lemming friends rn:
R E K E N M A C H I N E
Sounds like a southerner's word for a calculator.
"Two times three? I reken that's a five."
My new speed metal band, but all the songs are actually about math. Our debut album will be Hippasus of Metapontum with the single being Mystic Discourse.
L I V E I N C O N C E R T!!!
ITSSATURDAYNIGHT
Proper name for the torture of mathematics condensed into a single program.
I wish the Dutch were real 😔
PANIEK
Why does Foto's have an apostrophe?
I'm not an expert but probably because it's Dutch
Plural of words ending with a vowel (except "e") uses the apostrophe.
Only if it's a short 'e', if the pronunciation is long, you do use an apostrophe.
Gotcha, makes sense
Hitler so dood.
🤨
A couple days before they posted this, someone posted headlines from around the world when Hitler died. All of them looked really official and then in Dutch it's "Hitler so dood" (Hitler is dead). Such a silly looking language for English speakers.
Show me them notities
Remember notities.
1 month from now...
Expectation:
"Haha notiddies. Man, what a meme that was!"
Reality:
Me not remembering ever seeing this post in my life.
Not the notities!!!!
geef me een klap papa
Lekker met de instellingen klooien
I only know that lekker means cool in Afrikaans and that Afrikaans is very close to Dutch. I’m not versed enough to know if this sentence is in Afrikaans or Dutch.
I also know that “the” is “die” in Afrikaans. Because I saw a book called “die bible” on someone’s table and thought it was a way cooler book than it was. With the “de” I’m back to thinking Dutch?
♫ 'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub and you're not gonna reach my telefoon. ♫
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
