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  • Is this supposed to be an adult trick-or-treating or are we looking at a depiction of a child here....

  • newspaper rule
  • Fucking christ what a sobering post

  • New York Police Department is training officers that someone saying "I can't breathe" is just "excited delirium"
  • Wait so when someone says "I can't breathe," they have excited delirium, which is a 'condition' that kills you...

    How is that better?

  • Vaporwave
  • I've been listening to Duett during work recently - Cycles, Borderline, and Movement are great albums to help me focus.

  • Riding that reputation
  • It's a spiritual successor to System Shock 2, which was a pleasant surprise. Definitely agree that Neuroshock would have been a more fitting title. Probably publisher or C suite meddling.

  • I think the DM got tired of our sidetrack
  • My party fought a purple worm recently. It devoured the cleric. Then the sorcerer used polymorph on it to turn it into a frog, which caused the cleric to get squeezed out of it like toothpaste in a tube and shot out of it and collided with the cavern ceiling, taking 'fall' damage. Then the cleric used divine intervention (successfully)... as a divine avatar they swooped down and crushed the frog between their hands, releasing a tidal wave of venemous worm viscera to wash over everyone causing them to take massive poison damage. Great fun :D

    In terms of your plan, drilling a hole in the rod may cause it to lose function. Also a general rule about polymorph is that there needs to be room for the transformation, and a general rule for invalid creature placement is that creatures take a small amount of force damage and are moved to the closest available space. As your DM I'd probably say you couldn't end polymorph early while it's in the rod, and if you lost concentration or the duration expired, it would be shunted next to the rod and take 2d10 force damage.

    Actually what I'd like to do is have the worm trapped in the rod, make you believe it died, and the next time you used it the worm would appear.

  • Elon Musk gets his AI ideas from whatever sci-fi movie he saw last
  • This implies the owl is a man, not a robot! It should be a strigiformoid!

  • Anon loves sunny days
  • Solutions to being too cold - put on more layers, get a hot beverage, do some light exercise

    Solutions to being too hot - get to some AC, splash water on yourself, take off layers

    The problem is that the first set of solutions is generally more accessible and work-friendly. I can't take off my shirt on a site visit for work (or even wear shorts, and being in damp sweaty clothes is miserable compared to being chilly and needing to warm up.

  • White House says health insurance needs to fully cover condoms, other over-the-counter birth control
  • Your Walmart doesn't have self-checkout? Or other open lanes? It's one particular cashier? Regardless if she's harassing you like that you need to let her/management know.

  • Technically correct
  • But why break it down? It should also exclude the Florida panhandle, for example.

  • Smash Bros. Creator Masahiro Sakurai Quits YouTube With Final Video Teasing Mystery New Game
  • Well Nintendo is playtesting a Minecraft-style MMO so hopefully they've put resources towards better online play.

  • White House says health insurance needs to fully cover condoms, other over-the-counter birth control
  • Don't be embarrassed, nobody gives a shit about that stuff. Also... if you're using condoms... how would she not already know your dick size!?

  • A staged propaganda photo of Italy's facist leader, Benito Mussolini "harvesting" wheat, 1938
  • Yeah this makes me afraid that I'm going to homebrew some NPCs that accidentally follow this naming scheme too closely

  • Realizing that my cat spent months teaching me he likes head massages.
  • Blurry pictures of a happy cat in a loving household

  • Technology Connections: MP3 CDs
  • I didn't think this was that obscure. I made heaps of MP3 CDs full of video game music for my long drives to/from college. It was all both intuitive and easy for me - like the video shows you just copy the files on the disc and burn it.

  • role-playing rule
  • πŸ’₯POWπŸ’₯POWπŸ’₯POWπŸ’₯POWπŸ’₯POWπŸ’₯POWπŸ’₯POWπŸ’₯POWπŸ’₯ "Shots fired requesting backup"

  • What podcast do you enjoy so much you binge old episodes of?
  • QWERPline and Welcome to Nightvale. Both of them are comedy faux local radio broadcasts on completely different ends of the spectrum.

  • Espers - Moon Occults The Sun

    A day late, but I was busy traveling back from Illinois

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    How many Super Mario games are there? The answer is actually a lot more complicated than you might think!

    Since this video came out, the series has gotten a new mainline title. Or, do you think it's a spinoff? Apparently about 4% of players think so. You can take this survey to let your opinion be known: https://forms.gle/EVWf8pDAYxYcEa2e9 (Be warned, this will take about 30 minutes)

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    An owlbear cub drinks some hot cocoa by a fireplace

    Prompt is more or less the title using aZovyaRPGArtistTools_v3 model and doing a lot of iteration.

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