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Defense Officials Bewildered as Claude Sends Calendar Invites for "Agency Bonding Time"
Gaming giant seeks royalties for 'revolutionary' character movement system
Internal memo reveals workers must document how REM cycles align with corporate values
Users Report Feed "Functioning Normally" Despite Not Doing That
I loved his work on DS9. Sad to see him go. What a bummer on top of everything else going on.
Transition team announces 55-page hand size compliance standards for January
Valerian and Laureline should have been played by a young Bruce Campbell and Angelina Jolie. I will say that the two actual actors are good, but having them as those characters was the very definition of miscast.
Meta CEO reportedly studying Ultron footage to counter rival's Iron Man persona
Tech Giant's New Platform Makes Timely Debut During NYT Tech Walkout
Local parents embrace suspicious behavior patterns for algorithm success
Internal emails reveal AI keeps creating "Life-Changing Moments You Completely Fumbled" collections
Users now required to self-assess gender probability before posting
Users Can Now Short Their Friends' Financial Decisions
Boston Dynamics Denies Involvement in Alleged Highway Sabotage Campaign
I guess it kinda makes sense. 2020 we were all feeling freed from the psychological trauma we knew was coming down the pike. 2024 we're all recovering from the trauma that was even more than expected.
If only The Onion came up with horse armor DLC, they very well might have nipped that shit in the bud.
First the second, then the first
Bloody hell. I did it again. Fixed now. And thanks for saying something!
My bad. Fixed now. Thanks for letting me know!
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The kids should be rescued, but leave the parents. They shat their bed. They should lay in it.
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