"Well it's a joke name sir!"

How bad is Microsoft?

Yes

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Relevent XKCD : https://xkcd.com/743/

You're fighting windmills.

(A reference to Don Quichotte, of course)

It’s about 20% cooler

Jitsi - Open-source and self-hosted video conference platform. You can even try it directly on their website.

IPFS - A distributed file sharing technology which is wonderful for file or site hosting (edit: wether it is uncensorable is open for debate)

Rust - A programming language and a powerful compiler that creates compiled memory-safe programs and can be used nearly everywhere

Fedora + KDE - A combination of a stable modern OS and a complete desktop environment

Wine - launch Windows programs on the latter

Lemmy

Bonus : AlternativeTo to find good open-source alternative software

you can also find it on Flathub

1 - Easiest way to run a script in your browser
2 - Always finds its way if inputs are bad
Nan - undefined

Relevent XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1905/

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