I kinda wish The Internet had done that Morbius thing, where we all pretend to like something to mock it, but the suits don't get it's a joke.

In this case, popularizing the various zombie noises that Biden emitted, just to see what kind of shoe-horned attempts at a catchphrase they come up with:

"Do Trump's antics leave you gasping? old man Biden wheeze Well let's do something about that!"

He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:

"Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them...I don't want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things"

Goddamnit, who gave Biden the explicitly labeled "for emergency drug test only" water instead of the "For Emergency! Drug Only" water?

"That's right! It's going well..."

"Sure it is. It's just the coming back that's causing trouble!"

DNC recreating the "Why shouldn't I keep it" scene, but with Return of the King Bilbo:

Disappointed Cricket Fan

Disappointed Coup Fan

That does sound impressive, but I'll be really impressed when the AI model actually can tell me what the hell "solve all of physics" means

Also, No matter how "good" these models get, Douglas Adams has been too popular on the internet for this to ever succeed. All AIs based on data scraping will be forced to respond '42' to all inquiries of that sort.

lol, maybe using "strongly rooted in our history and culture" is not really the best metric for determining legality

"We're proud to be the first to make this sci-fi dream into a reality!"

What you hope they mean: Arthur C. Clarke

What they always actually mean: Phillip K. Dick

"This year we'll begin to learn about our bodies..."

'Isn't 2nd grade a bit young for sex ed.?'

"What are you talking about? I meant field dressing a gun wound!"

'Oh, carry on then'

"Finally, the future looks like the future!"

"Oh sure, you think you're all so funny pointing out the obvious hypocrisy. Well, I thought it was obvious based on my track record, that the "and survive" would be assumed there at the end."

"Which, incidentally, is why I'm happy to announce another $50 billion in ever bigger bombs for Israel."

would be way higher up the list, but this is modern slavery. They still use the old-fashioned kind

Do you think any of these people even take the moment to appreciate the irony of the "you must vote for this person and no other, even if you don't support him, or else we won't have democracy" stance?

I don't think so, but I hope so...

"You're right, this is great! It's never been so easy to make sure I'm not just throwing up stale "art by committee" tropes and drivel. What a time saver! Wait, you meant to actually use them? "

"Oh no, we're very confident about what qualifies as a human shield: "

This face has kind of a Buckethead vibe to it, and with that slogan he should use Coma for his campaign music

"I have said that before! It was completely wrong and asinine, then and now, but I think we all know by now how little that matters to me!"

The [owners] are in control of all of the above.
The [owners] are in control of those all-important MARKET CRASHES.

Wow, I assumed it was just a silly gimmick, but that is some impressive commitment to verisimilitude