If evolution isn't real, how did Glenn Beck de-evolve into a Japanese Snow Monkey. Checkmate Creationist

Japanese snow monkey

This is what we’re calling white weaboos now

Ohshit it's

He's halfway through Animorphing into an American flag

I've never seen a white guy this red before in my life.

Red mad and nude online.

He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:

"Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them...I don't want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things"

You don't fool me that's Guy Fieri before he gets ready to be on TV.

Q: ARE WE NOT MEN?

Japanese

How of you, he clearly devolved into a "macaco ingles"

he was cursed by the evil fox deity that inhabits rupert murdoch's corpse

See also Cacajao calvus aka "english monkey"

Devolution, which is a distinct and separate process from evolution. Checkmate, adaptationists!

That's not how evolution works!

Also more importantly, do Japanese Snow Monkeys always look like that, or is it because they've spent too long in a hot spring? I have never seen one outside of a hot spring.

He is one brown t-shirt away from being Neapolitan

Macaque Attack

Danish people after eating buldak ramen

japanese snow monkey is a monumental upgrade compared to glenn beck

Bullshit. Only a loving God could create such a magnificent creature.

Spicy Cheeto

The reddest, maddest, yet not nudest (mercifully)

Gammon

I think he's one of those guys who only only eats red meat to trigger the vegans.

Glenn Beck says trans rights?!

When “one chip challenge” and “betcha can’t eat just one”’collide