they found something denser than lead
acute malarkey shortage artificially sustained by federal malarkotics bureau interference with private malarkey industry production chains in bullshit-rich sectors of the market
you will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll
he was cursed by the evil fox deity that inhabits rupert murdoch's corpse
the fruit of the nutbird vine (invasive species, cognitohazardous)
sir your vehicle has testicular cancer
Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC
chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -
the disassociated lefty to painfully insightful doomer girlboss pipeline is measured down the length of a needle full of estrogen going into a thigh
found too infirm to stand trial
sorry kamala, he already did
gimme da gril pil
the resemblance is uncanny
getting a low back tattoo CW LEWD BUTT
without a big x or a red cross through the hand how am I, Everyman Amerikanski, supposed to know the pear is not for me?
oh this one's a gem, a real "Pluto's Pluto" ya know?
this is the idf's army corps of engineers getting really fucking bored and deciding to increase the ambient racism with a trebuchet that sets crops on fire
looks like you can't off two whistleblowers a week before the literal door falls off one of your airliners in midflight without taking a couple HITS to your BOTTOM LINE
chiquita, formerly the united fruit company, which, well, you know... (wikipedia)
The Banana Massacre was a massacre of workers of the United Fruit Company, now Chiquita, that occurred between December 5 and 6, 1928, in the town of Ciénaga near Santa Marta, Colombia. A strike began on November 12, 1928, when the workers ceased to work until the company would reach an agreement with them to grant them dignified working conditions. After several weeks with no agreement, in which the United Fruit Company refused to negotiate with the workers, the conservative government of Miguel Abadía Méndez assigned Cortés Vargas as military chief in Magdalena department and sent 700 from the Colombian Army in against the strikers, resulting in the massacre of 47 to 2,000 people.
lmao that is certainly a range, wikipedia. which do you think the real total is closer to, hm?
he's been terminating the happy hour 2 for 1 beers and tacos deal
the 6th, 7th, and 8th times will feel awful and useless, but by the 9th time it'll start to feel good and relevant again! this is the effect of age and rising atmospheric CO2 levels, and not a sign of things getting better.
the guy in the middle without wraparounds on is the host, and he only doesn't have wraparounds on because the studio thought it would be good for the host to "appear impartial" (?????)
oh god no, he went nuclear, he released the fucking snugglebunnies
one more vaporized water bottle ✅
what? you are 14 and have a us history report due? ❌
the name would have been EstradiolValorant... but i don't play valorant !sadness
baby trans girl figuring it out - formerly MorelaakIsBack - pfp is the gamer girl from nash romi's comic 'gamer girl'