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  • I'd love to fart in one of these.

  • Yep, a Professional bodybuilder
  • MEOW MOTHERFUCKER!

  • People that drink coffee for the caffeine, why don't you just take caffeine pills?
  • You can put a lot of things in coffee.....I can't exactly mix whiskey with caffeine pills...

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  • Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as "new DLC Content".....

    ......or recycle stuff from previous games and claim "built from the ground up"....

  • Hundreds storm airport in Russia in antisemitic riot over arrival of plane from Israel
  • If its that green one, I'm charging at it like a bull...

    i want that fucken purse

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    Twisted Anti-Vaxxers Rush to Blame Matthew Perry’s Death on Covid Vaccine
  • Jesus.......I guess in their eyes...

    ...(•_•)...

    ....( •_•)>⌐■-■..

    ...(⌐■_■)...

    The game was rigged from the start...

  • Italian woman wins court case to evict her two sons, aged 40 and 42
  • "We now go live to the man's rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!"

  • Sure it is
  • Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie's voice too?

  • Gamers who have gamed for a long time
  • I find that as I get older, I struggle trying to keep up with players in high competition games...games like CoD, Halo, even Rocket League I simply cannot get better no matter how much I try. I used to enjoy those kinds of games when I was younger but it makes me a little sad to know I can't play them...

    So I play single player RPGs or Co-op.....I'm an absolute sucker for Starfield and similar games

  • A month after a pig heart transplant, man works to regain strength with no rejection so far
  • "Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does..."

    I'm surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

  • What piece of song lyric you can really relate to?
  • "The world made me feel like I lost myself, my own homies tellin me that I need help, if you got a solution for me you probly HOLLA AT YA BOY IF YA KNOW SOMEBODY" Hopsin

  • Weezer straight up writing ads for audible.com
  • "I love Audible, Get blind drunk and unintelligible, Or get so high its unmanageable, But I get it good with Audible!

    The books read aloud are music to my ears, The money spent is the negatives everyone hears, But those amazing voices are like a great case of your favourite beers, Inside my devices are Audible!

    Audible Dot Com! The place to be, Audible Dot Com! The amazing titles you'll see! Audible Dot Com! Its all you need, When you're drinking beers or smoking weed!

    Audible Dot Com!"

    • Weezer, a once decent band turned advertising group.
  • You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?
  • So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

    Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

  • Eclipse 10/14/23 [OC]
  • Absolutely magnificent!

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  • "Yo dawg..."

  • Please Go Around I'm Flooring It
  • Its my main reason I drive with sunglasses on at night. People think I'm weird or stupid but then change their minds when a truck with lights brighter than the sun glare at them.....

  • Please Go Around I'm Flooring It
  • Dodge Ram came in Minibus form?? I always believed it was only huge Pickups!

  • What are you doing to help Lemmy thrive?
  • Posting humorous comments to get people to laugh more.

    Even better when I self depreciate myself to make someone smile.

  • FrostbyteIX Fr❄stb☃️te @lemmy.world

    A mentally ill Black Australian doing his best to make people laugh....

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