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  • the sound hole? that's just the urethra.

  • Best seat cushion for my mesh desk chair for working from home, for my poor bony butt bones, and my legs don't fall asleep?
  • i think people have the chairs and cushions covered.

    instead, i recommend you also look into footrests. someone already mentioned lowering the chair to keep your legs angled properly, but that may make it uncomfortable to work if your desk is at a fixed height.

  • Why do I fart all the time when I'm trying to sleep?!
  • Loosen your anus with a dildo each night so the farts can be silent.

  • Sounds crazy till ya try it
  • aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.

    buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.

  • NSFW
    Should I buy it?
  • aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

    having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it's hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you're also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

    your rectum doesn't have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsie dookies on daddy's dick.

    oh and have more fiber in your diet.

  • [PC] Join the Feast, or Be the Feast!
  • ah yes, the "fire in the hole" tfo

  • Which male anime characters you think is hot af?
  • Zenberu Gugu from Overlord

  • On a lighter note: Why do people still buy fast food?
  • idk how it is in the US, but here in hong kong their app deals, fried chicken, and shake shake fries are absolute bangers

  • Today has been a learning experience.
  • omg this is the first time i didn't fall for it

    i am so proud of myself

  • beautifully crafted animated icons
  • Then that is your opinion and you are entitled to it.

    I do not like them because the animations are arbitrary, with no proper theme and consistency to how they work and what they actually represent.

  • beautifully crafted animated icons
  • if you have to ask me for "permission" for having your own opinions, well, i won't stop you.

  • beautifully crafted animated icons
  • a lot of these are terrible, made by an animator who doesn't understand design and just wants to make lines move for the heck of it.

  • It's fascinating that while languages vary wildly by speaking speed, information transfer is fairly similar.
  • yeah but, while most of the english vocabulary is romance-based, the grand majority of what we actually use in daily life is germanic

  • Apple put the Magic Mouse’s charging port on the bottom again
  • honestly who cares? charge it overnight once per week and you're fine.

    focus on the actual problems, like the horrific ergonomics, planned obsolescence, or apple's war on right to repair.

  • Locked
    is there a way to block posts by keyword, like I can block any post containing the word "musk"?
  • if possible, check for capitalization so "Musk" is blocked but "musk" is allowed?

  • The EchoChamberinator 9000!
  • idk man, the upvote ratio speaks for itself.

  • Dragon Attack

    Source: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53106022/

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    HatchetHaro HatchetHaro @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I'm a scalie game developer!

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