aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.
buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.
Speaking of which
That's painful sounding
Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.
Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
New chess grandmaster strat just dropped
Is that where the name comes from?
I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven't seen this post yet
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me So you all must suffer too
My condolences.
Not this again
Not
thispiss again
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
Actual strawman just dropped
What a terrible day to have eyes...
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language
This ain't a shitpost. It's a pisspost.
Oh how I wish it made beautiful
cellodouble bass sounds.Instead my sounds exactly like I'm playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
That is a cello, it's Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Oh, right, forgot about that dude.
I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).
No, no no no no!
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You'll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
*in church
Relevant username.
Holleerrrrinnn
What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic... I am curious.
