This owl has seen a lot of shit go down.

Eat a whole bag!

Why do we need this? The original Crow is a tragic masterpiece, the sequels... well, let's not talk about those. But the original was nearly perfect.

Don't threaten me with a good time

This is Daisy - the goodest of all good dogs. If you lined up all the dogs in the world from goodest to less gooder, she would be at the top of the queue.

Butlerian jihad in 3... 2...

Not an American, nor was he living in America at the time. I fail to see how "foreign citizen acts in ways contrary to my country's best interests" equals "treason".

In the distance: sirens.

Fuck off. Australia doesn't want or need your freedum bullshit.

You seem to be doing a fine job of that yourself.

So is breaching US trade sanctions illegalility now? I didn't know the US was our official World Police? https://youtu.be/P7JRvwfHFwo?si=mPoIOs9i7gg1b9Z-

Article doesn't mention if he was drunk. It's the Beetrooter, so I'm gonna assume he was.

Why would the genius say something wrong like that? Tomatoes are fruit - grows on the vine, contains seeds inside it, fruits regularly without destroying the parent plant.

Brother, my brother. My little HL1200 serves my needs nicely, is cheap to run with both genuine and third party toner, and the company isn't run by a bunch of greedy pigs. Probably the only printer brand I'll ever buy again. Fuck HP indeed.

Edit: discovered Brother plays that game too

I love seeing them on the horizon. I genuinely get excited to see them.

No, you're thinking of a cup. A coup is a structure farmers use to house their chickens at night.

A hyphen could have really helped here.

My older brother had a TRS80 cart that allowed programming in assembly language. Dark magic stuff...

Run, Ivan, run!