Jorts.horse
There's also toots.matapacos.dog
That one is basically the unofficial hexbear instance

I have a shitposting masto and a news masto. Two different servers. News masto has a lot of "criticizing Biden is Ageism" shit while the shitposters are basically all irony poisoned commies and anarchists making "we beat Medicare" and sundowner jokes.

Orange, no decorum, acts like an alley cat.
Trump is Heathcliff confirmed.

A windshield wiper that may refuse to wipe due to aerodynamic reasons.
An accelerator that may refuse to disengage due to terrain reasons.
I'm just waiting on doors that may refuse to unlock themselves due to the onboard AI being trained to be racist, next.

Biden, for gravel pit.

lol no Trump was doing Trump shit which is taking potshots at the competition while selling his sympathizers a fascist fantasy. During the 2016 debates all the libs thought he was losing dismally while he was effectively bodying Clinton because he was following a different playbook. This is why he avoided the questions to veer into culture war shit. His base eats that up. Trump doesn't try to meet the liberal image of a qualified candidate but that's because he's a fascist and doesn't need to.
*Fake French accent* He knows the ridiculousness of his answers but he's amusing himself for it's his adversaries who are obliged to use words responsibly.
Trump did what he needed to do to appeal to his base whereas Biden uh I don't know what the fuck Biden was doing, mostly sundowning I think, but appealing to his base wasn't part of it.

Trump was so civil and together

His mic was muted while Biden was speaking so he wasn't able to interrupt like he usually does.

I can't even figure out what the point he was attempting to make might have been.

Newsom always gave me Patrick Bateman vibes and it's not just because of a slight physical resemblance.

Here's how Bernie can still win

I guess Elon can't just coup whoever he wants to lol

Trump also jumps in at the end with something like "you beat it to death, Joe" but the clips online that I'm able to find cut that part off.

There were claims he was absolutely going to step down and let someone else run over a year ago and that never happened.
I still don't think he's dropping out but I do think, unlike previous rumors, it's actually a possibility now.
Just a lower one than people are making it out to be.
I'm thinking 75/25 he stays in vs drops out.

Oh dang you got a link for how to do it right?
Because I thought multiple layers of heavy duty foil was enough but now duckduckgo is saying it isn't but not really telling me what is.

I once tested if I could get any packets in or out through both wifi and cell and wasn't able to but while it was more advanced than just trying to call it, it wasn't exactly the most rigorous test either, fwiw.

If you need a temporary cage asap aluminum foil works. It just looks ridiculous.

That's a hell of a paper cut.

The lib strategy I've been seeing now is that they admit both are equally as bad irt Gaza and then laser focus on domestic politics. Which Joe isn't doing a good job of either. But project 2025 or whatever.

Some early titles made extensive use of it but it was annoying and inaccurate.
So after it just made people mad, later titles dropped it.

Lair for example was basically unplayable until they patched it to allow for analog control as well.

Army of two also used it for the parachute sections but it also was not always accurate. It was on by default but could be switched to analog sticks in the settings.

I miss Yahoo Answers.
It was just straight up transparently stupid.

It's even worse in person.