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Castlevania to get official stage adaptation by Japan's all-female Takarazuka Revue
  • I honestly think this makes a pretty good fit.

    Castlevania's flashy, ornate aesthetic and over-the-top dramatics could transition nicely to the stage.

    Like, imagine the WHAT IS A MAN monologue being belted out from centerstage under a spotlight and accompanied by organ music.

  • "And now for some golden oldies!"
  • Dude, yesterday I heard a radio ad promoting "vintage alternative" music and it was fucking "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers.

    Vintage.

    I wanted to throw my geriatric elder Millennial ass through my windshield.

  • Nothing unusual in this House
  • Ugh, don't get me started on roommates.

    Like, once, they got all paranoid about some supernatural nonsense and poured all this salt on the hallway floor, like in a big stupid circle. Right outside of my door.

    Total pain in the ass. Like, I refuse to go out there until they clean that shit up. I physically won't. I don't care how long it takes or how hungry I get.

    Though I can't remember the last time I felt hunger.....hmmm...

  • VR is so 90s
  • This is the kind of magazine page that 90s-kid-me would stare at for hours fantasizing over. Even looking at it now, it's surprisingly easy for me to ignore the objective technical limitations and get hyped.

    Side note: can we talk about that 1ST PC GUN on the mid-left there? Dude...

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