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Bloods and crepes are definitely still going strong.

It's my headcanon that crips are necromancers now.

Incel misogynistic slur for "woman", referring to their genitals as resembling roast beef.

You got a mouth, don't you?

Sounds like you're painting the world with broad strokes based on narrow circumstances. Not everyone is the 40yo you want to kick out, even if their situation seems similar. The OP is more than likely nowhere near 40 and obviously looking for ways to change their state in life. No reason to beat a stranger up because they resemble someone you know.

Edit: I just read more of the thread...the OP actually kinda sucks.

This is what I would do. My charisma stat is way higher than it was as a kid, so I might be able to make my school years less hell.

I've been calling him Darth Brandon.

This sounds incredible.

Same here. I'm not aware of a term for it, but I've always been a bit self-conscious about the fact that I don't know what my inner monologue sounds like. I've tried giving it a voice, and it never sticks.

Insurance is a scam, and it pisses me off that we're still tolerating their bullshit.

The term "attention theft" is some dystopian shit, and just probable enough to make me vomit in my mouth.

This one's on my bingo card.

You sound like an ad. It triggered my uncanny valley response. Please never do that again.

Did you stub your head?

Whom's*

Source?

What's your favorite?

Yup. I mentally prepare myself for the oncoming battle with death over the porcelain throne every time I decide to indulge in demon ramen. I've made peace with this part of my life.

Oh, have they responded to that? I was really hoping it upset them.

I don't think I know what progress looks like anymore.