You've probably ruled this out but it's not Janis Jones of French Pee is it?
I don't think there's any anal pissing but it was the first thing to come to mind
If you had to go for pure sex appeal what would be your favorite game or character?
Have you tried out porn games? There's a ton of visual novel ones out there with hours of content for free and dozens of them have made me laugh and some actually make me interested in the plot. Eternum and Summer Time Story are my recommendations for a first timer. Eternum if you want a story and like the art style and Summer Time Story if you want to laugh and don't mind something a bit more cartoonish. Both have their funny moments.
Also there's AI chatbots that can do dirty talking if you want to give that a try and retro porn if you want to go down a weird rabbit hole of plot in porn, big hair, music, and more sporadic frenzied blowjobs.
Similarly some independent creators will do it every so often. Usually you'll see some push back in the comments though because it's not their usual straight or bi-girl content
Reminds me of that episode of Friends when they accidentally hire and a prostitute instead of a stripper. She went to straight to nudity.
It's funny I actually don't like lace clothing. I'm not sure if it's because I associate it with late 90s/early 2000s porn or because I think it was probably expensive and delicate.
Probably a quick lizard brain dopamine hit. A bit like ASMR
Facials and grandmas.
I like the idea of nutting on someone's face but I feel like doing it in some kind of hole feels better and less of a mess.
As for grandmas it's not something I regularly watch and I feel like actually being there, feeling the sag, and not wanting to do something like shatter their pelvis would put me off
I feel like I recall seeing a subreddit a while ago specifically for that.